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planetary-gogo:

i-smell-sex-and-coffee:

eluting:

i wish i had my own apartment so i could make food at two in the morning and dance around in my underwear

funny how once you get your own apartment this is actually exactly what happens

And then you cry over the responsibility of living on your own.

(via trust)

saddestblogger:

have you ever felt really confident about how you looked right before you were about to leave to go somewhere but then you just kinda look in the mirror and

image

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jesus:

peklaxdog:

angel:

asian:

ejective:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

I donโ€™t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

you two need jesus

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you donโ€™t know me

(via trust)

trust:

when ur outfit on point but ur plans get cancelled

flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

(via stinkyqueef)

we-should-fuck-now-that-i:

Ooooooooooooh guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrl!

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me aย camouflageย sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said โ€œso u can go hunting for menโ€

(via collapsed)